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my name Ryan, i have blue eyes, brown hair. just to let you guys know i'm disabled, i have duchenne muscular dystrophy. i am looking for a local sexymuscular guy to settle down with

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I'm a writer, one of about a million who have "talent" but not yet successful. I write poetry, short stories, and humorous essays. I like questioning things. I don't know why that is, I guess I never really thought about it. People tell me I'm funny and I don't know where they get that. I am told that I am intelligent. Not to brag but I have an IQ of 139, yet I'm a bit of an idiot when it comes to people. Yeah, I'm not that braggy in person. Its just you gotta brag a bit in these things to really stand out. That and throw out a random collection of words: BINGLE BONGLE DINGLE DANGLE LICKITY DOO LICKITY DA PING PONG LIPPY TUBBY TOO TA. I'm very good at listening because I like observing and knowing what goes on in other people's lives. I get that from my mom..... and my dad.... and my 5 sisters, not much from my 2 brothers. I'm very exploitable, thanks to 23 years of Catholic Guilt (thanks to a certain female parent that shall remain nameless) and my incessant need to impress/attract others. My hobbies are writing dating profiles, reading pamphlets I find in Doctor's offices, collecting video games, and running from my problems. I play the cello, the recorder, a bit of the accordion, and a bit of piano. I always bring a banana to a party. You never know when you need one. Oh and I tend to write on walls instead of paper. You can lose a piece of paper, but you can never lose a wall. Don't let my pictures fool you. I am considered devilishly handsome in the Falkland Islands and parts of Guam..... but not the good parts. Now I'm just babbling incoherently. If you are still reading this thing, then may have already won my affection. Yup that's it. That's all it takes. I'm as disappointed as you are and I'm the one writing this thing. Do yourself a favor and RUN!!!!

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I left but realized I liked some of the guys here because they were cool.

5'10, runners body, hairy and gay

Bodybuilding fan, supporter, and former competitor

hockey coach, love chat/phone (my call) with other coaches/dads/bigbros, about common interests

5ft10,151,blonde/blue,bottom

Hope to find one day that wild ..sex crazed total guy…no top btm shit…just …sexxxxxxx..i am a free spirit

7.5c muscl. lthrBiker, nasty cyber-role play

5'5", 145, 6.5" cut/thick, br, br, beard, musc, tight, hairy, bottom. Serves all cock, but BBC never has to wait. Chat good, no phone, rp, cam, or skype.

Friendly. Just try me. No judgment, few limits, very flexible. Vers, sure, ‘cause why not? Never really know what I’m gonna be in the mood for until you inspire me, and enjoying the hell out of it.. The honest profile: constantly horny, always flirty, sometimes a tease. submissive with a strong need to be fucked. Few hang ups. If we chat and you like me, cool. If you don’t, that’s cool, too. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea.

Into more than most of you which is just about right for the rest of you.

Just looking to chat, nothing more and the tv in jametv stands for townsville

They killed Gay.com so here i am. Nice guy here, seriously!

Total submission, live in slave fantasy, role play

here just for good cyber roleplay. nothing else == Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Switch 98% Owner 97% Voyeur 94% Master/Mistress 89% Boy/Girl 88% Slave 87% Ageplayer 85% Exhibitionist 81% Non-monogamist 80% Experimentalist 78% Daddy/Mommy 75% Pet 68% Degrader 68% Degradee 66% Dominant 64% Submissive 61% Primal (Prey) 56% Brat 56% Brat tamer 53% Vanilla 48% Primal (Hunter) 35% Rigger 7% Masochist 5% Rope bunny 2% Sadist

Hey, i have a slave and we both enjoy having other people play woth us both irl and online, letting strangers use my slave with me present or alone, we're both no limits and into pretty extreme stuff

Active fit west coast Canadian guy. Luv travel and adventure whenever I can find it. Lean athletic runner's build. Great sex, humor, and conversation is important, if you agree then hey you never know! Just like sushi I like it RAW.

Dom Top - and yeah - 60s - but take a look at the pics and then reconsider your initial reaction

Mld 2 wld, lots of exp. Not into rp sry BBC, Arab, Alphas and dads in that order. But chat to ne1. 5’7, 133lbs, bln/brwn, brwn. Pretty nice, so don’t be a jerk.

Naturist at heart. If you send me a message saying what your name is and what is mine I will block you immediately. Happy to chat to people (but not into role-play) and make new friends but please DO NOT Friends Request me unless you have some details in your profile or we have chatted first. Oh and "NO PIC, NO MEET, NO EXCEPTIONS". I DO NOT FOLLOW LINKS TO PROFILES ON OTHER SITES SENT TO ME IN MESSAGES AND WILL DELETE THEM NO MATTER HOW PROMISING THEY SOUND. I MAY EVEN REPORT THE SENDER. I also don't like private or blank profiles. Sorry, but there really is no excuse. I REJECT ALL FRIENDS REQUESTS FROM ANYONE I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO IN CHAT OR BY MESSAGES, especially (but not limited to) if from the Far East and Africa as every one I have ever accepted in the past has wanted a "relationship" with me if I pay for him to come over here. Yeah right! == Results from bdsmtest.org == 99% Voyeur 98% Exhibitionist 61% Vanilla 60% Non-monogamist 59% Switch 56% Submissive 50% Rigger 49% Experimentalist 49% Brat 38% Masochist